where does the pee come out of this thing
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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