Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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