my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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