I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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