I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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