I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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