Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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