Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just high enough for therapy.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I have fence marks all over my body
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