Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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