How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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