It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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