Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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