i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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