and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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