Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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