when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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