Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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