Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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