Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I need to calm my uterus...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
where are my eyebrows?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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