I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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