smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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