I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She even gives head with a lisp.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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