do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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