yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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