I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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