i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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