I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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