you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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