quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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