I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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