You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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