Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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