Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The ass gains better be worth it
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