no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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