i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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