We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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