I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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