Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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