trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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