): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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