God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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