: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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