So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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