Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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