A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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