Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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