I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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