her vagine was all disorganized.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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