i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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