If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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