Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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