I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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