and you said cock pushups were impossible
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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