I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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