oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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