May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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