Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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